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Some things are so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh. Here’s a short list of very interesting date killers my husband pointed out recently–none of which have anything at all to do with personality or sex:

  • Long hair on a windy day can whip a man into shape instantly and put distance–lots of distance between a couple. How can a man keep an arm around her when he’s pummeled by her fabulous but lethal hair?
  • Scarves on a windy day have the same effect. Which is why there’s never a guy in pictures like the one above.
  • A huge purse conveniently carried over the shoulder that your date walks next to serves as a wall.
  • Carried in the hand, that same purse screams “don’t hold me”.
  • Constantly applying lipstick in the mirror screams “don’t kiss me you might smudge me”.
  • Lastly, if you spend all your time texting or talking on the phone–you appear to already have a relationship with an electronic device so you don’t need one with a man.

Good advice from a very common sense person.

Have a great day!